Would you like a shmoke und a pancake? 

A what? 

A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? Hmm, Alright, Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Oh Well, then there ish no pleashing you. 

(Please tell me you got that reference...)

The Details & Things of Note:

• Crack down the Chamber/Bowl
• Chip on the lip of the Bowl
• Tenon & Mortise are disconnected, will need repair
• Wooden Bit has some marks and wear