Would you like a shmoke und a pancake? 

A what? 

A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? Hmm, Alright, Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Oh Well, then there ish no pleashing you. 

(Please tell me you got that reference...)

The Details & Things of Note:

• Chamber has some wear 
• Tenon & Mortise fit stiff & snug
• Bit has some marks and wear
• Body has some signs of wear from years of lov'in